Clinton Road (2019) - Horror

Hohum Score

89

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A widowed firefighter seeks closure after his wife goes missing on an actual haunted road in rural New Jersey but must unlock the road's secret if he wants to get out alive.

IMDB: 5.2
Director: Richard Grieco
Stars: Ace Young, Erin O'Brien
Length: 77 Minutes
PG Rating: N/A
Reviews: 10 out of 42 found boring (23.8%)

One-line Reviews (17)

Don't waste your time...

Unwatchable mess of a story line that adds up to nothing.

Don't waste your time.

It had it scary and creepy parts and was super entertaining.

The story is tediously paced and can be uneventful, much of it doesn't make sense and very difficult to take it for what it tries to be.

Dont waste your time this is my advice

One of the worst movies ever made.

This film is the gift that keeps on giving in terms of bad and poorly thought out plot lines, characters, oh and most importantly inevitably dull horror.

None of this has anything to do with the movie, unless Eric Roberts is also a ghost, which is an intriguing premise that I'm going to just go with.

It's slow and meandering and makes zero sense.

It's cheesy and stupid and worst of all boring.

Fast paced tease of the paranormal kind that almost sells the whole 'true events' moniker.

Ridiculously stupid movie: no plot, no answers, horrible acting!!

There were so many unexpected moments that kept me guessing and glued to the screen.

In May of 1983, a cyclist found his body and an autopsy soon discovered that ice crystals were still in the blood vessels near the heart, meaning that his organs decayed slower than his skin.

And the pacing is so slow that it makes the 78 minutes runtime feel like 2 hours.

Words cannot describe how slow and idiotic this movie was.