Dark Ride (2006) - Horror, Thriller

Hohum Score

77

Boring

A group of six friends on a road trip stop off at an amusement park attraction named 'Dark Ride', unaware that a psychopath who brutally murdered two girls, has just escaped a mental institution and is seeking refuge there.

IMDB: 4.6
Director: Craig Singer
Stars: Jamie-Lynn Sigler, Patrick Renna
Length: 94 Minutes
PG Rating: R
Reviews: 27 out of 96 found boring (28.12%)

One-line Reviews (99)

Above that, it was a little entertaining, and i ain't sorry for having seen it.

In the end I liked 2 of the kills and the killer, the twist ending was another that I called very early in the film and like Reincarnation fans of horror will more than likely see it before the ending to but I really hated the long dull ride to this Dark Ride.

Terrible and Boring .

- it's that pointless.

Something unexpected.

I understand that they needed to set up a lot of back story but in doing so they made the last portion of the movie very predictable.

Including the bad acting and bad quality, the feel of the movie felt way to cliché.

But if you enjoy a good old corny slasher flick, this weird little throwback to '80s style splatter pictures might be an enjoyable find.

As many flaws as there are with this movie I did enjoy the atmosphere of it, as stated earlier it seemed to have a more slow creepy aroma instead of the pop up every minute that these movies usually contain.

There are some unexpected twists, and the script breaks up the tension with some real belly laughs.

Teens with the typical cliché personalities go on the road to spring break, and stop by an old amusement park to stay the night at the dark ride there.

The final confrontation, taking place in a great setting within the building, is exciting, creepy and pretty action-packed, letting the huge hulking killer get some decent stalking moments in while generating some rather fun suspense with the entire situation playing out in the darkness which also works, making for a great finish.

Entertaining modern slasher .

i cannot say i liked the end though because i didn't, i felt it was very predictable as i figured it out at the beginning.

Aside from being a total rip-off of the Halloween series (escaped mental patient returns home; a sibling is attached in the plot line; the killer wears a mask and coveralls, doesn't talk, appears and disappears, gets purposely rammed by a car, etc), the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre (the whole crazy hitchhiker part; the main character escapes by jumping out a window), House of 1,000 Corpses (the neon lighting and the whole "horror ride" setting, the hitchhiker looking like Baby and wearing a cowboy hat and having an annoying laugh), the movie itself was cliché to hell!

It's entertaining from beginning to end.

But--all in all--this is a slow, boring horror film that you've seen hundreds of time before--only better.

There's some confusion with whether or not it's raining, there's some really poor choices of p.

I saw it during Horrorfest right after Unrest - which was one of the most drawn-out, overdone movies I've seen since House of the Dead, so my expectations were low.

The second thing only worth watching is the head being slashed in two.

Only one good scene and the rest was a waste of time.

Too much bore, not enough gore.

The whole thing is extremely clichéd and takes obvious influence from just about every other modern horror film about a bunch of kids and a maniacal psychopath; but the script has its moments and the horror is at times inventive and suspenseful.

An enjoyable slasher flick .

I can forgive a film for being bad if they actually TRIED to do something creative, but Dark Ride was a clichéd, tired, and tedious disposable project.

It isn't a great movie by any means, but I have to give it a half-and-half rating at least because it was pretty entertaining for what it was.

To my mind, the most enjoyable slashers were those that managed to have relatively likable characters in peril without being overly mean-spirited, all the cast played they're parts well in my opinion Jamie Lynn made a very likable heroine and not your typical virgin character either, and Alex Solowitz who plays the film geek also gives a standout performance although he does disappear for a big chunk of the movie.

Nobody expects Oscar-worthy material from a movie like this, but the flick should at least be entertaining.

This is an entertaining thrill ride that serves merely as a focal point for jokes and a few cool gore bits, and as that much, it succeeds.

It was quite confusing & crap!

This movie is to slasher flick fans as a carousel ride is to roller coaster enthusiasts: sure, it goes up and down and around, but it's boring as hell.

It has no moral, It has no plot, It's rising action is just killing and killing and killing.

It was an exciting and entertaining hour and a half of pure slasher fare that had some real interesting surprises.

It's formulaic, clichéd, and predictable in quite a few ways.

Overall, Dark Ride was a much slower paced movie that the preview made it seem, the characters did all of the stupid things that you would expect them to, there was gratuitous nudity and blood (in a few parts) and the killer and setting were very creepy.

I definitely enjoyed it.

From the film geek who seems to have never seen a movie that wasn't directed by Cimino, to the horny guy with a van, everyone is stock and boring.

It's abit camp, and abit tongue in cheek, but it's quite entertaining to watch.

The attractive young cast all contribute solid and engaging performances.

It starts out great, and throughout the whole movie it turns out to be very exciting and thrilling!

As for the "unexpected" plot twist: meh.

Yah, the plot is predictable and the characters are sort of cookie cutter.

It made it harder to care about anyone, I thought some parts of the movie dragged.

One of the best aspects is that this is incredibly creepy and suspenseful due entirely to the beyond- spectacular ride building where this takes place in.

Whomever conceived this abortion lacked the ability to create suspense, though, and instead you are simply bored to tears waiting for some sort of blood, mayhem, and pain.

If you like slasher type movies with very little plot, then you might enjoy this; otherwise take a pass and pick up something else.

I'm not exactly sure on which criteria the titles of this festival were selected, but originality definitely can't be one of them, as "Dark Ride" is hugely derivative of Tobe Hooper's "The Funhouse" as well as a dozen of other mundane 80's slashers.

There is some tongue-in-cheek humor that's enjoyable.

Overall, "Dark Ride" is an enjoyable little slasher fest that isn't much more than that.

Fits of screaming and sobbing, running into walls, shivering and blubbering, no histrionic emotion is left unused, and it soon becomes very tiresome.

There's a fine line between cliché and stupidity.

boring flick with only two good moments .

About half the movie is set in a "ghost train" funfair ride at night, and the location provides some neat, if rather predictable, shocks.

The character traits, situations, and dialogue feel formulaic.

The ending was so cliché, a "twist" that has been done thousands of times in horror movies, and before it, I was actually really liking it.

Don't waste your time.

The killer – named Jonah – is very colorless & uninteresting persona and he definitely lacks the charisma to become a new legendary icon to follow up Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers.

It had no story.

These movies are suppose to be to gory and scary for theater, but they actually seem to be too boring and awful for theaters.

We saw DARK RIDE as a part of Horrorfest and found it to be entertaining.

Part of the popular After Dark Horror Film Festival (which included the remarkable horror film, "The Abandoned" among seven others), "Dark Ride" is a weirdly entertaining little slasher film heavily reminiscent of Tobe Hooper's "The Funhouse".

That is given a great work-over when they give the killer's backstory and history with the ride as it goes into the incarceration and everything involved with that in a great lead-up to the fun that occurs with them getting picked off inside which was surprising and enjoyable letting it work into a generally workable slasher routine.

Add into that a generally twisted and confusing layout and a generous helping of off-screen noises and this goes a long way toward making it creepy and suspenseful.

I was also able to say, "insert tedious cheap scare...

The dialog is neither snappy nor hip and the characters are unlikable, which make every scene leading up to the bloodshed incredibly tedious.

Campy And Formulaic Horror Flick, Similar To Tobe Hooper's "The Funhouse".

There was some pretty entertaining dialogue in the first half, which was probably the highlight.

no not really, but its far from gripping simply because its so similar to stuff we've seen before.

Boring .

The cinematography is lazy and the colors are bland.

But it still manages to be entertaining and fun aside from it's downfalls.

Besides this, "Dark Ride" is still an enjoyable little blood-soaked horror flick.

I think this will be the first of many entertaining offerings heading to the big screen from this promising artist.

It was fun exciting, and sick, although the ending did fall a bit

Overall it was pretty enjoyable.

(very original part, never heard that one before)On their way, they get sidetracked and decide it would be awesome to spend a night at an amusement-park's horror ride, so they could save the money for the hotel.

Most people call it cliché.

Whatever the viewer may expect in a B-movie of the genre, he or she will find in this flick: bad acting, poor screenplay and budget, breasts, screams, the victims splitting from the group and killed one by one, "unexpected" twist etc. In the end, watching this flick is a pure waste of time.

"My whole situation reeks of cliché.

Boring Collection of Clichés .

Every classic slasher trope and cliche imaginable was used in this film.

A slasher film in the most cliché possible way.

There are a couple of death scenes that are certainly worth watching, If you are a horror fan.

The film starts off intriguing enough and is pretty direct as to what you can expect as far as the film's gore factor.

The slasher "Dark Ride" is a boring collection of clichés.

So boring, it could've been good, with better acting, directing, dialogue...

This cliché-ridden mess should never have received wide theatrical release, and instead lingered in the forgotten bargain bin of Wal-Mart.

However, for the most part it is a typical slasher movie with a bit of a predictable twist at the end.

Shame on people for going into this movie expecting anything more than drugs, sex, pointless bloodshed, and a cheap laugh.

Likable, Yet So Formulaic .

They're going to go for the cheesy, cliché' attempt at irony.

There's also a pointless nude scene which was so obviously and stupidly shoved in that I felt sorry for the actress.

Once these idiots get into the ride it just turns into a formula yawn-inducing mess with the killer stalking and killing them.

The only thing I enjoyed within the first fifteen minutes was the slow scare theme that seemed present in the movie.

I fell asleep trying to watch this movie, twice.

Nowadays, it seems that the once fascinating rides through dark rides have been followed by horror movies under use of extensive special effects.

Reminiscent of the old 70's slasher films, Dark Ride is, mostly, set in an abandoned amusement park ride and delivers a compelling (albeit derivative) story.

Also, predictable right down to the twist at the end.

Cliché premise with -some- surprises .