“ Overall, Dark Ride was a much slower paced movie that the preview made it seem, the characters did all of the stupid things that you would expect them to, there was gratuitous nudity and blood (in a few parts) and the killer and setting were very creepy.
“ The ending was so cliché, a "twist" that has been done thousands of times in horror movies, and before it, I was actually really liking it.
“ There's also a pointless nude scene which was so obviously and stupidly shoved in that I felt sorry for the actress.
“ This cliché-ridden mess should never have received wide theatrical release, and instead lingered in the forgotten bargain bin of Wal-Mart.
“ The attractive young cast all contribute solid and engaging performances.
“ That is given a great work-over when they give the killer's backstory and history with the ride as it goes into the incarceration and everything involved with that in a great lead-up to the fun that occurs with them getting picked off inside which was surprising and enjoyable letting it work into a generally workable slasher routine.
“ Campy And Formulaic Horror Flick, Similar To Tobe Hooper's "The Funhouse".
“ It isn't a great movie by any means, but I have to give it a half-and-half rating at least because it was pretty entertaining for what it was.
“ boring flick with only two good moments .
“ Fits of screaming and sobbing, running into walls, shivering and blubbering, no histrionic emotion is left unused, and it soon becomes very tiresome.
“ So boring, it could've been good, with better acting, directing, dialogue...
“ One of the best aspects is that this is incredibly creepy and suspenseful due entirely to the beyond- spectacular ride building where this takes place in.
“ The second thing only worth watching is the head being slashed in two.
“ Whomever conceived this abortion lacked the ability to create suspense, though, and instead you are simply bored to tears waiting for some sort of blood, mayhem, and pain.
“ (very original part, never heard that one before)On their way, they get sidetracked and decide it would be awesome to spend a night at an amusement-park's horror ride, so they could save the money for the hotel.
“ Boring .
“In the end I liked 2 of the kills and the killer, the twist ending was another that I called very early in the film and like Reincarnation fans of horror will more than likely see it before the ending to but I really hated the long dull ride to this Dark Ride.
“ There's a fine line between cliché and stupidity.
“ There is some tongue-in-cheek humor that's enjoyable.
“ There are a couple of death scenes that are certainly worth watching, If you are a horror fan.
“ Including the bad acting and bad quality, the feel of the movie felt way to cliché.
“ It was fun exciting, and sick, although the ending did fall a bit
“Overall it was pretty enjoyable.
“ Terrible and Boring .
“ Reminiscent of the old 70's slasher films, Dark Ride is, mostly, set in an abandoned amusement park ride and delivers a compelling (albeit derivative) story.
“ The only thing I enjoyed within the first fifteen minutes was the slow scare theme that seemed present in the movie.
“ They're going to go for the cheesy, cliché' attempt at irony.
“ Boring Collection of Clichés .
“ As for the "unexpected" plot twist: meh.
“ Overall, "Dark Ride" is an enjoyable little slasher fest that isn't much more than that.
“Above that, it was a little entertaining, and i ain't sorry for having seen it.
“ "My whole situation reeks of cliché.
“ This is an entertaining thrill ride that serves merely as a focal point for jokes and a few cool gore bits, and as that much, it succeeds.
“About half the movie is set in a "ghost train" funfair ride at night, and the location provides some neat, if rather predictable, shocks.
“ It's entertaining from beginning to end.
“ Also, predictable right down to the twist at the end.
“ Something unexpected.
“ The character traits, situations, and dialogue feel formulaic.
“ The final confrontation, taking place in a great setting within the building, is exciting, creepy and pretty action-packed, letting the huge hulking killer get some decent stalking moments in while generating some rather fun suspense with the entire situation playing out in the darkness which also works, making for a great finish.
“ I saw it during Horrorfest right after Unrest - which was one of the most drawn-out, overdone movies I've seen since House of the Dead, so my expectations were low.
“It made it harder to care about anyone, I thought some parts of the movie dragged.
“ From the film geek who seems to have never seen a movie that wasn't directed by Cimino, to the horny guy with a van, everyone is stock and boring.
“ Too much bore, not enough gore.
“ - it's that pointless.
“ I see all the not so great reviews, but I actually enjoyed it.
“ We saw DARK RIDE as a part of Horrorfest and found it to be entertaining.
“ Only one good scene and the rest was a waste of time.
“ There was some pretty entertaining dialogue in the first half, which was probably the highlight.
“ I can forgive a film for being bad if they actually TRIED to do something creative, but Dark Ride was a clichéd, tired, and tedious disposable project.
“ Aside from being a total rip-off of the Halloween series (escaped mental patient returns home; a sibling is attached in the plot line; the killer wears a mask and coveralls, doesn't talk, appears and disappears, gets purposely rammed by a car, etc), the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre (the whole crazy hitchhiker part; the main character escapes by jumping out a window), House of 1,000 Corpses (the neon lighting and the whole "horror ride" setting, the hitchhiker looking like Baby and wearing a cowboy hat and having an annoying laugh), the movie itself was cliché to hell!
“ It was an exciting and entertaining hour and a half of pure slasher fare that had some real interesting surprises.
“ Nobody expects Oscar-worthy material from a movie like this, but the flick should at least be entertaining.
“ There's some confusion with whether or not it's raining, there's some really poor choices of p.
“ It was quite confusing & crap!
“ If you like slasher type movies with very little plot, then you might enjoy this; otherwise take a pass and pick up something else.
“ Nowadays, it seems that the once fascinating rides through dark rides have been followed by horror movies under use of extensive special effects.
“ i cannot say i liked the end though because i didn't, i felt it was very predictable as i figured it out at the beginning.
“ As many flaws as there are with this movie I did enjoy the atmosphere of it, as stated earlier it seemed to have a more slow creepy aroma instead of the pop up every minute that these movies usually contain.
“ I'm not exactly sure on which criteria the titles of this festival were selected, but originality definitely can't be one of them, as "Dark Ride" is hugely derivative of Tobe Hooper's "The Funhouse" as well as a dozen of other mundane 80's slashers.
“ The killer named Jonah is very colorless & uninteresting persona and he definitely lacks the charisma to become a new legendary icon to follow up Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers.
“ Likable, Yet So Formulaic .
“ It's formulaic, clichéd, and predictable in quite a few ways.
“ It starts out great, and throughout the whole movie it turns out to be very exciting and thrilling!
“ But it still manages to be entertaining and fun aside from it's downfalls.
“ Whatever the viewer may expect in a B-movie of the genre, he or she will find in this flick: bad acting, poor screenplay and budget, breasts, screams, the victims splitting from the group and killed one by one, "unexpected" twist etc. In the end, watching this flick is a pure waste of time.
“ The whole thing is extremely clichéd and takes obvious influence from just about every other modern horror film about a bunch of kids and a maniacal psychopath; but the script has its moments and the horror is at times inventive and suspenseful.
“ Add into that a generally twisted and confusing layout and a generous helping of off-screen noises and this goes a long way toward making it creepy and suspenseful.
“ I fell asleep trying to watch this movie, twice.
“ Teens with the typical cliché personalities go on the road to spring break, and stop by an old amusement park to stay the night at the dark ride there.
“ The dialog is neither snappy nor hip and the characters are unlikable, which make every scene leading up to the bloodshed incredibly tedious.
“ A slasher film in the most cliché possible way.
“ Shame on people for going into this movie expecting anything more than drugs, sex, pointless bloodshed, and a cheap laugh.
“ I was also able to say, "insert tedious cheap scare...
“ Besides this, "Dark Ride" is still an enjoyable little blood-soaked horror flick.
“ Yah, the plot is predictable and the characters are sort of cookie cutter.
“ I think this will be the first of many entertaining offerings heading to the big screen from this promising artist.
“ There are some unexpected twists, and the script breaks up the tension with some real belly laughs.
“ no not really, but its far from gripping simply because its so similar to stuff we've seen before.
“ To my mind, the most enjoyable slashers were those that managed to have relatively likable characters in peril without being overly mean-spirited, all the cast played they're parts well in my opinion Jamie Lynn made a very likable heroine and not your typical virgin character either, and Alex Solowitz who plays the film geek also gives a standout performance although he does disappear for a big chunk of the movie.
“ This movie is to slasher flick fans as a carousel ride is to roller coaster enthusiasts: sure, it goes up and down and around, but it's boring as hell.
“ Part of the popular After Dark Horror Film Festival (which included the remarkable horror film, "The Abandoned" among seven others), "Dark Ride" is a weirdly entertaining little slasher film heavily reminiscent of Tobe Hooper's "The Funhouse".
“ It had no story.
“ It has no moral, It has no plot, It's rising action is just killing and killing and killing.
“Most people call it cliché.
“ Don't waste your time.
“ Cliché premise with -some- surprises .
“ Entertaining modern slasher .
“ An enjoyable slasher flick .
“The slasher "Dark Ride" is a boring collection of clichés.
“It's abit camp, and abit tongue in cheek, but it's quite entertaining to watch.
“ The cinematography is lazy and the colors are bland.
“The film starts off intriguing enough and is pretty direct as to what you can expect as far as the film's gore factor.
“ I definitely enjoyed it.
“ These movies are suppose to be to gory and scary for theater, but they actually seem to be too boring and awful for theaters.
“ Once these idiots get into the ride it just turns into a formula yawn-inducing mess with the killer stalking and killing them.
“ However, for the most part it is a typical slasher movie with a bit of a predictable twist at the end.
“ I understand that they needed to set up a lot of back story but in doing so they made the last portion of the movie very predictable.
“ But--all in all--this is a slow, boring horror film that you've seen hundreds of time before--only better.
“ Every classic slasher trope and cliche imaginable was used in this film.
“ But if you enjoy a good old corny slasher flick, this weird little throwback to '80s style splatter pictures might be an enjoyable find.