Immortally Yours (2009) - Horror, Romance

Hohum Score

84

Boring

A coven of Sexy, modern Day vampires ravage the American Midwest with the thirst for blood, while a romantic twist puts the vampires at odds among themselves and with the murderous Illuminati that seek to gain their immortality.

IMDB: 2.3
Director: Joe Tornatore
Stars: Daniel Goddard, Kat Hawks
Length: 100 Minutes
PG Rating: R
Reviews: 13 out of 42 found boring (30.95%)

One-line Reviews (30)

Immortality is dull .

Save your money and avoid this turkey.

The cast was crap, the writing was abysmal and the production was boring an unimaginative to the n-th degree.

Don't waste your time.

The worst movie in the history of movies...

The 'Illuminati' angle was intriguing...........

Well despite those flaws with others such as horrible acting and "its boring" being thrown into the mix, perhaps the scale of this indie film can show some light.

I wish Marty Kove would come out with more new films, his humor as Eric's hit man was very entertaining.

I met nearly the entire crew of this flick and I have never encountered a larger group of pompous, self-absorbed, back patting, pretentious, and arrogant group of people in my entire life.

To each his own but I find it sufficiently entertaining and so did my little brother and my father.

That results in some somewhat interesting plot twists, but unfortunately most of them are highly predictable.

It is a good movie and enjoyable with out stressing at blood and guts every minute.

The acting is amateurish and corny (at best) - the snarling vampires dancing around were genuinely funny, but not on purpose, the romantic thread is as clumsy as these things can be, the story line is patchy and pointless (Illuminati!

Immortally Bored.

I conjured up a scenario in my head where the cast were handed a script with a blank title page, confusing them as to what film they were about to star in.

It was worth the watch.

"Immortally Yours", is a boring and lame low-budget vampire movie released direct-to-video on DVD with subtitles without synchronicity with the speech.

One of the worst movies I've ever seen!

A total waste of time!

Don't waste your time on this one, folks.

Of course there are lapses in logic, but they are forgivable, the problem here is the actors and actresses playing the vampires seem to be playing it up past the point of cliché, why didn't anyone rein them in?.

The blood sucking Vampires which are probably the best aspect of the film are killed off over half an hour before the film ends & there's too much talk & too much time is spent on this boring sub-plot about Victor Price wanting immortality & conversely Alex wanting mortality so he can spend the rest of his life with Estelle.

There are much better ways to waste your time then watching this.

The actors spout inane lines in a deadpan monotone.

The main vampire, Alex, is boring, as is his love interest, Estelle.

Boring and Lame Vampire Movie .

I'm left wondering also, after experiencing a rather bland and boring attempt of a film - this is where Kiss of the Vampire makes its introduction, stage left.

I was waiting for this movie with bated breath, as the cast and synopsis were intriguing.

This movie has everything: uninteresting plot, poor acting, slow pace, bad editing, exceptionally bad sound.

The laughable story is a mixed bag of dull romance and a boring cartel story entwined with vampires that are staked on the stomach and dies.