Neon Maniacs (1986) - Horror, Sci-Fi, Thriller

Hohum Score

81

Boring

A group of teenagers in San Francisco discover a nest of homicidal monsters living in a tower of the Golden Gate Bridge, but when they try to tell authorities, no one believes them.

IMDB: 5.1
Director: Joseph Mangine
Stars: Clyde Hayes, Leilani Sarelle
Length: 91 Minutes
PG Rating: R
Reviews: 5 out of 36 found boring (13.88%)

One-line Reviews (19)

80's horror had its own very unique and pointless stamp, and this is one of the best examples of an endearingly BAD 80's horror film--just as THE BREAKFAST CLUB is one of the best examples of an endearingly good 80's teen film.

This thoroughly stupid, but amusing and enjoyable five'n'ten cent "Gremlins" rip-off boasts a hefty corpse tally of 24 (!

This is the worst movie I've ever seen.

Natalie teams up with handsome, but insipid hunk Steven (the bland Allan Hayes) and spunky horror movie loving adolescent misfit Paula (the perky, likable Donna Locke) to kick some serious creature keister.

The worst movie I've ever seen.

Intentionally Unpredictable Different Kinda Horror Flick .

well, you get the basic wall-to-wall nonstop graphic bloodshed idea; this baby's anything but dull and uneventful), painfully crummy "blurt the lines and grimace" pseudo-acting from a non-star cast, many uproarious obvious lapses in logic (e.

there was no plot at all, a few badly dressed actors stumble around getting shot at by water pistols, not very scary.

After a good opening sequence, this film quickly falls apart and becomes boring and repetitive.

There was just way too much wrong with it and too many gaping plot holes for me to ignore and I just couldn't enjoy it enough as a result, there was no story!

Neon Maniacs reminded me a lot of The Spookies in that in made no sense, but it was still enjoyable in all it's ridiculousness and fun to watch.

That it's one of the worst movies you've ever seen!!

Pretty fast paced film with some kick ass monsters.

As bad films go, this one's pretty enjoyable.

A group of slow-moving, inter-dimensional maniacs, each with their own unique look and method of killing, emerge from under The Golden Gate Bridge at night to prey on the people of San Francisco.

I rented it on video when it came out and really enjoyed it.

The movie turns into a total snooze fest, as some teens try and figure out what is going on.

Steve's hideous jacket; Natalie's big hair; Paula wearing her Nostromo baseball cap at a silly angle; the nasty neon tubing backdrop to Steve's band: it's delightfully dated elements like these that just about made this one worth watching.

When Neon Maniacs was first released on VHS, I thought it was junk, writer Mark Patrick Carducci failing to do his rather intriguing basic premise justice, director Joseph Mangine compounding matters with his uninspired direction, and the cast giving dreadful performances all round.