“ The world's worst movie.
“ This is probably the worst movie I have ever seen.
“ Instead what you get is a pretentious, annoying, self-indulgent, non-sensical, faggy monologue by the tour guide.
“ Levitch is absolutely fascinating, and the filmmakers have brought this to the surface.
“ This movie is just fascinating to me.
“Levitch is just as fascinating on his bus tour, speaking with a vast knowledge of NYC at a pace that demonstrates his nickname, "speed," perfectly.
“ The footage is breathtaking, hysterical, and sad all at the same time.
“ Terrible, Worst movie ever .
“ Not only is he quite extraordinarily intelligent, but he has a very unusual perspective and form of delivery that is extremely engaging and fun to listen to.
“ Is he boring?
“ It just seems trite to me at this point.
“ An exhilarating portrait of a fascinating man.
“ Very entertaining with enough "truth" and quirkiness to generate like from most any crowd.
“ This film gives a breathtaking look into the life and insights (these terms seem bland when referring to speed levitch) of a person who seems at peace and in turmoil all at once - and absolutely reveling in it.
“Still, I got a bit restless and bored by the not-so-brilliant after all chatter.
“ relentlessly pretentious .
“Overall, "The Cruise" is an exhilarating portrait of one of the most fascinating men to ever walk the Earth that's both hysterical and poignant.
“ There were several moments that were amusing and artistic (several comments on the tour bus; spinning in between the Twin Towers), but overall I found it to be annoying and pretentious.
“ The only interesting element of this documentary is to see if he can come up with something even more pretentious in the next scene - and he always does.
“ He mentions famous names and apartments in rapid fire succession, fascinating quotes, and interesting bizarre stories that hurl at you so fast that the tour must seem like a trip into another universe.
“ I guess I am getting bored with unambitious schlubs whining about the world and how much it sucks.