The Farm (2018) - Horror, Mystery, Thriller

Hohum Score

95

Hohummer

A young couple gets kidnapped and treated like farm animals after stopping at a roadside diner to eat meat.

IMDB: 3.8
Director: Hans Stjernswärd
Stars: Nora Yessayan, Alec Gaylord
Length: 80 Minutes
PG Rating: N/A
Reviews: 23 out of 82 found boring (28.04%)

One-line Reviews (31)

A slow but intriguing watch with a brutal uneeded scene .

Total waste of money and time.

I recommend you to not watch it, because it's boring.

Virtually nothing happens.

Boring .

The worst movie I ever saw .

most of these types have - this one ends with her cooked and served on the dinner table while the animal-mask people pose like the Last Supper, which for me felt slightly more satisfying, as opposed to the standard "final girl always outruns the maniac" ending which makes the whole thing feel pointless.

On a whole the movie is good and I enjoyed it.

You'll get more entertainment from watching paint dry and that is not an exaggeration.

Movie was kind or boring.

One moron Critic even said this was in the same league as I spit on your grave but I thought I watched a completely different film, i even had to check it was not a censored version I watched, and nope, it wasn't, just a dull dull film, maybe it was shocking for people who enjoy watching sponge bob square pants (actually I do) but even they could handle this.

Lack of story, terrible props, bad bad bad acting, cinematography was like a 5 year old with a camcorder, etc. It's worth watching just to make fun of.

bored after about 10 mins & hubby found it stupid.

Worst movie ever literally!!!

Predictable .

No plot, worst directing ever ...

It seemed more like a PETA commercial that was drawn out over 80 minutes and not enough story to fill it.

No suspense, poor story line, terrible acting, don't waste your time or money

Waste of my life .

Vegan propaganda?

Slow, boring and little value as far as horror films go.

It has long and pointless scenes that don't advance the plot.

The first thing to note about this film is the long drawn out silences.

The story never comes to life, has a very choppy and disjointed story structure that makes things lack coherence and unfinished-feeling and has far too many implausibilities and head-scratching intelligence-insulting moments.

The narrative and plot are all over the place and many of the scenes are disjointed.

seems like vegan propaganda to me...

The "slow" guy, mentioned earlier was acting like a little kid, looked like he just stepped out of a hair salon and was on his way to his Prius.

Worst movie I ever seen in my entire life.

Pass if you're looking for something that keeps you on the edge of your seat.

Literally the worst movie I've ever attempted.

It is so slow.