The Farm (2018) - Horror, Mystery, Thriller

Hohum Score

95

Hohummer

A young couple gets kidnapped and treated like farm animals after stopping at a roadside diner to eat meat.

IMDB: 3.8
Director: Hans Stjernswärd
Stars: Nora Yessayan, Alec Gaylord
Length: 80 Minutes
PG Rating: N/A
Reviews: 18 out of 58 found boring (31.03%)

One-line Reviews (25)

seems like vegan propaganda to me...

Total waste of money and time.

You'll get more entertainment from watching paint dry and that is not an exaggeration.

The first thing to note about this film is the long drawn out silences.

It has long and pointless scenes that don't advance the plot.

Worst movie ever literally!!!

No suspense, poor story line, terrible acting, don't waste your time or money

Virtually nothing happens.

The narrative and plot are all over the place and many of the scenes are disjointed.

It is so slow.

It seemed more like a PETA commercial that was drawn out over 80 minutes and not enough story to fill it.

Movie was kind or boring.

Waste of my life .

The worst movie I ever saw .

The story never comes to life, has a very choppy and disjointed story structure that makes things lack coherence and unfinished-feeling and has far too many implausibilities and head-scratching intelligence-insulting moments.

bored after about 10 mins & hubby found it stupid.

Slow, boring and little value as far as horror films go.

On a whole the movie is good and I enjoyed it.

One moron Critic even said this was in the same league as I spit on your grave but I thought I watched a completely different film, i even had to check it was not a censored version I watched, and nope, it wasn't, just a dull dull film, maybe it was shocking for people who enjoy watching sponge bob square pants (actually I do) but even they could handle this.

No plot, worst directing ever ...

Worst movie I ever seen in my entire life.

I recommend you to not watch it, because it's boring.

Pass if you're looking for something that keeps you on the edge of your seat.

Lack of story, terrible props, bad bad bad acting, cinematography was like a 5 year old with a camcorder, etc. It's worth watching just to make fun of.

Literally the worst movie I've ever attempted.