“ I was simultaneously bored and rolling my eyes, dying for the film to end!
“ It's good in what it sets out to do, but then it depends on if you find this sort of thing entertaining.
“ During its first run in the early 70s this was the only movie I ever walked out on (until Alien vs.
“ The guys which plays those of the Krug's gang are silly, dull and hilarious.
“ I wish I'd seen it upon it's initial release cause I'm sure I would've enjoyed it a little more.
“ I pity thepeople who took this film at face value as pointless violence and gore.
“ However, those seeking out a genuinely compelling and taboo-breaking piece of film-making would do well to check out this classic of extreme cinema.
“ Boring again, exciting, now back to boring.
“ And the subplot with the dumb police was very pointless, it was only funny in the scene with Ada Washington.
“ He has an incredible sense of humor (interesting that a funny guy like this is directing horror movies and unfunny bore like Wes Anderson is directing comedies), and jokes about how many of the actors don't want to be associated with the film.
“ I haven't been this bored since "Against All Odds" (which BTW, is the only movie I walked out of...
“ Being forced to pee in her pants is a compelling scene.
“ The atmosphere of the film is great, its bleak and suspenseful.
“ The other big flaw to be had with this one is the fact that the comical interludes with the deputies is highly inappropriate and downright unbearable to watch at times.
“ Save your money.
“ 2 hours of your life for nothing, no fun, no story, this movie should be erased from earth, Wes Craven - i am not watching any movie by this director & writer...
“ What a waste of time.
“ In scenes that were supposed to be intense, like the runaway part they put songs that seemed to have been taken out of a cartoon or a cowboy movie or something.
“ Repugnant, unwatchable film leaves viewers with bad taste in their mouths .
“ Wes Craven must have disowned it due to the fact it was cr@p & virtually unwatchable.
“ The introduction of the killers is at most bland, especially in the ad-libbed scene between Jeramie Rain and Marc Sheffler.
“ Two girls go for a ride - when we see the car and the camera is following it while we hear changing music on the radio , it shows how the climate in this film can be intense .
“ Despite its glaring flaws, this is a stunning debut from a director who would go on to define and redefine the horror genre at least twice in his career.
“ There are often times where it just dragged.
“ The ending is so drawn out and so completely stupid, it's not even funny.
“ This movie is mostly just boring.
“ It's one yawn after another.
“"Last House on the Left" is dull and completely lacking in suspense.
“ It contains very fascinating interviews with both creators of this film in which they explain who hard it was to bring it to the public.
“ Other than that, don't waste your time on this outdated disappointing movie.
“ Boring and Slow.
“ ********Possible Spoilers Ahead***************This has got to be the worst movie I've ever seen.
“I will admit that the rape and murder scenes in this movie are very intense, especially that last scene with Sandra Cassel.
“ And when it ended, it left me in a really depressed, empty state of mind.
“ Was this banal attempt at humour an ironic juxtaposition, a dig at authority figures, or what???
“ Bizarrely, in spite of its many flaws, it is an engaging and atmospheric thriller, and while not entirely successful, somehow manages not to be bad at all.
“ Mary's slow, hypnotic walk into the lake, resigned to her fate, as Krug takes aim, fires, the fatal shot piercing the silence and ringing in the air, is a genuinely terrifying moment, exactly what every horror film wants to achieve - immediately followed by a hillbilly jamboree, as the parents (unaware of the horrors committed) cheerfully plan their daughter's birthday party.
“ However, when the girls' death scenes do occur, they are protracted and extremely intense, and during the rape and murder of Mari, the killers actually give off expressions of shock and remorse for what they have done.
“ The subplot about the cops is really uninteresting and the dialogue is very bad at times.
“ Sometimes its truly unbearable : they dismember , rape , besides that this film is technically a fiasco , with some ugly music and pitiful image quality .
“ In that sense, this film is an utter success— it's an extremely low-budget, stripped down production, but the DIY special effects rise above this, and the straightforwardness of the violence is gripping.
“First of all, I did not find the film to be at all scary: much has been said of the film's amateurish look actually enhancing its 'realistic' approach and the unrelentingly 'intense' mood, but I thought the proceedings way too dull to have much of a lasting impact!
“ and when I saw it I fast fowarded it cause it was boring---then a day later I saw it all together and-WOW!!
“ Once they get bored, they waste the chicks.
“Also recommended: "Maniac (1980)", "I Spit on Your Grave", "House of 1000 Corpses", "The Devil's Rejects", "The New York Ripper", "High Tension", "The Hills Have Eyes (1977 and 2006)", "The Hitcher (1986)", "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)", "Texas Chainsaw Massacre part 2", "Borderland", "Leatherface: Texas Chainsaw Massacre part III", "Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer", "Mother's Day", "A Nightmare on Elm Street", "Scream", "Hostel 1 & 2", "Men Behind The Sun", "Funny Games (1997)", "The Toxic Avenger", "House on The Edge of the Park", "Inside (2007)", "Black Christmas (1974)", "Halloween (1978)", "Night Train Murders", "Frontier(s)", "Cannibal Holocaust", "Faces of Death", "Wrong Turn", "Otis", "Grindhouse", "The Untold Story", "Ichi The Killer", "Driller Killer" and "Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)".
“Well this seemed worth watching; was a Wes Craven film too.
“ how can a movie this sick be SO boring.
“Do not compare this film to I Spit on your grave, which is just abysmal and pointless.
“ Unwatchable .
“ One of the (maybe THE) only horror films I have ever walked out of in the middle.
“ Worth watching at least once, if only to see why it earned cult status.
“ Cunningham collaborated on this ugly but compelling bit of cinema.
“ This is the worst movie you've ever seen?
“ Still, while the movie irrefutably deserves the evocative epithets like "disgusting", "disturbing", "visceral" and so on which it acquired upon its release, and its later inevitable placing on the list of Video Nasties drawn up by the Director of Public Prosecutions in the UK in the early 80s, a modern viewer may well find the overall impact of the movie less than what they expect from the hysteria which surrounds it.
“ I hate these types of movies now-a-days and find them very Un-enjoyable.
“ This film starts out slow.
“ I think she is more of a figure head to not make this torturous situation, three guys ganging up on two innocent girls seem quite so bad and for that reason her role kind of works but she is pointless outside of that.
“ Perhaps, the subject matter may even be a little too realistic and intense for some viewers.
“This was an enjoyable if somewhat flawed effort.
“ The next morning, the girls are locked in a car trunk and driven to the countryside as the gang want to leave the state.
“ With his dull and idiotic lines who looks like he was jumped up from some Woodie Allen movies.
“ Here I guess Craven is trying to set the mood of innocence but instead what we get is an incredibly boring and annoying first 30mins flicking between the two girls and Mari's parents at home, some really f**king cringey irritating dross.
“ Felt like a propaganda film .
“The only thing that saves LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT from being a complete washout are a few deft touches; unsettling electronic music overtures and a handful of arty, evocative camera shots that settle over the inevitable carnage.
“ This movie paved the way for Craven's other horror flicks, however this movie is original, ingenious and worth watching at least once.
“ Which makes it all the more incredible that so many (equally reviled) films were inspired by it - LAST HOUSE ON DEAD-END STREET (1973), I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE (1978), THE HOUSE ON THE EDGE OF THE PARK (1980), etc.As for the notorious scenes of torture and bloodshed, they were too prolonged and excessive to be taken seriously.
“ Yes, i know this film can be somewhat slow, and the acting...
“ From this point on we are treated to scenes of torture, rape, humiliation, disembowelment, and slow drawn out executions.
“ then it picked up and started to get exciting.
“ It is very graphic, but very entertaining.
“), it just feels way too contrived and far-fetched.
“Even a "remake" 8 years later, by the name of House on the Edge of the Park, was far more shocking and intense than this and showed a lot more.
“ I found it to be slow moving, badly acted, and just plain not worth the effort.
“In reality, this film is a reasonably gory, unpleasant, yet bland kidnapping movie.
“ It's almost irrational, unexplainable, because all the negative critics are right, the most part of the movie is just bad, but if we always judge a film in terms of quality and delicate perfection, I think we'll see movies very beautiful in form but empty in contents.
“After so much anticipation i have never seen such i more hyped and dissapointing film,this was about as scary as watching paint dry.
“ I'm not sure if it's because I've seen films that are far more disturbing that this has claimed to be, or that I heard way too much hype for it before seeing it, but this movie is not the over-the-top, super intense, ultra-shocking movie that it is dubbed as.
“ Long pointless scenes link with bad acting and poor writing to create one of the most boring, pointless and aggravating films I've ever seen.
“ The new version of the film is certainly entertaining and in many ways vastly superior to the earlier version of "Last House on the Left," which was Wes Craven's first film.
“ There is some average acting, and it will be too unbearable for some.
“ Such is the case with so many movies that present contrived situations and victims who are little more than shooting gallery ducks.
“ Or is it, as I sadly suspect, a bit of a plodding mess?
“ Dad's fight with the Main Villain was tedious at best although with at least satisfying results!
“ This film is so juvenile & pointless.
“ The comic relief segments with the sheriff and his deputy are simply awful, and instead of relieving the tension as intended, these scenes pad the running time with pointless filler that slightly dulls the impact of the gruesome activities that comprise the core of the film.
“IF UR BORED READING TH ABOVE : NOT WORTH WATCHING (WATCH TRAILER AND SHOULD BE ENOUGH)
“ This is the worst movie ever.
“ well there is no plot...
“ After a while it seemed they were becoming aware of their predicament, but I felt it took far too long for both of them to realize what their fate would be.
“ The result is a virtually unwatchable example of the worst 50c-a-ticket drive-in trash; something to run silently in the background while teenagers fumbled to unfasten bra straps.
“ a total waste of time and money.
“ I thought the music was often ill-fitting to what was happening on screen, and the comedy thrown in was sometimes confusing ( the 2 policeman arguing with Ada the truck driver).
“ It would not be until later, during such efforts as A Nightmare On Elm Street that he would find the focus and awareness to make truly compelling viewing.
“ This could possibly be the worst movie ever.
“ I'm sorry, but for those of you who rave this movie, who found it the least bit entertaining, I've got one question?
“ But it's all decidedly ho hum, and it shouldn't be.
“ dont waste your time, money, and popcorn.
“ Even the rape scene, which in the new one is one of the most intense scenes, did absolutely nothing for me on this one.
“that being the case, why would they waste all this time torturing and killing a couple of teenage bimbos?...
“ Combined with occasionally graphic and always intense situations of violence and control, the final effect is akin to watching a home video/snuff film.
“ Worst Movie Ever!!.
“ This guy is one of the many inappropriately funny elements of the film that only succeed in confusing me as to how I'm supposed to feel about what I'm watching.
“ Even the killers are given three-dimensional, intriguing personalities, which makes their acts far more unsettling.
“ There is no plot, just gratuitous violence.
“ If I thought the '72 version was mind blowing what must the '09 version be like?
“ Utterly the worst movie ever created.
“ Everything here feels very immediate and I think it's that and the realism provided by the banal way in which both killers and victims are portrayed what makes this part so disturbing to watch.
“ Jeramie Rain's animal-like features put her to good use, and Marc Sheffler, who plays Hess's son, is worth watching if only for his character's climactic scene at the end.
“"Worst movie ever.
“ What this movie is, is pointless, crass and simply downright pathetic.
“ Mari and Phyllis, eager to 'score' some 'grass' (man) on this exciting night of new-found independence, ask a loitering Junior Stillo if he has anything.
“ I have to say I enjoyed it very much, having seen almost every horror film ever made, this one stood out.
“ Was really looking forward to seeing this film for a good scare and the only feeling I felt was boredom!
“ A film well worth watching...
“ Hundreds of similarly themed films were produced with similar situations involving turning the tables in the name of revenge, the majority of them blatant rip-offs: House on the Edge of the Park (Ruggero Deodato, 1980); Late Night Train Murders (Aldo Lado, 1974); all very reminiscent of Craven's film.
“ This is one of, if not THE lamest, most boring films i have ever wasted time watching.
“The main characters are little more than sketches, and the pacing is awkward, with comic relief scenes that might otherwise have worked falling flat due to bad timing, with the film being slowly paced overall.
“ Everything happens at break neck speed and sincerely keeps you on the edge of your seat and is genuinely shocking.
“ Whereas exploitation films are generally meant to entertain their audience, Last House On The Left seems more interested in making its viewers uncomfortable by presenting a series of atrocities that force the audience to question why deeds so horrendous would ever be construed as entertaining, and to turn a mirror toward ourselves as we wonder why it is we cannot look away.
“ The film is very dragged out and at times quite dull.
“ It's boring.
“ I also found the scenes of the girls in the woods to be incredibly brutal and suspenseful.
“but mostly boring and annoying .
“ There are no sympathetic characters, no sense of establishing mood or environment, no cohesive plot...
“WHAT WORKS: Aside from the brief Manhattan scenes, the woodsy Connecticut locations are great (Westport & Redding); the three female actors are cute; and the diversified score (by the actor playing Krug) is entertaining even while a lot of it is incongruous with the material.
“ The direction is beyond redemption with long, boring montages and scenes featuring cake baking (why is this interesting?
“ Juvenile, cliche, brutal, and at the same time, corny, dull, and excruciatingly slow.
“After checking a couple of pages of reviews I'm still shocked how many times I read through reviews here and see people calling random movies the "WORST MOVIE EVER!
“ David Hess's performance as 'Krug' ( - he also played a similar role in Ruggero Doedato's 'House On The Edge of The Park') is a good example of this.
“ They are empty.
“ The parent's killing of the murderers is the most frightening moment and most compelling aspect of Last House on the Left.
“ I found myself sweating in my chair with my hands gripping the arms of the chair.
“It's basically the same except it's longer and a bit more intense.
“ Worth watching....
“ In particular, the infamous scene where Weasel meets his painful revenge from Mari's mother, and the dynamite dream sequence that precedes it, manage to be both shocking and oddly entertaining at the same time.
“ This film is extremely disturbing with shocking and intense scenes of rape, torture, abuse, and murder.
“ A horrific waste of time...
“ This movie is fast paced, short at 1 hr and 24 Min's.
“ One would expect a movie like this to reach its high point in the scene where the parents are finally able to avenge their daughter, but to my disappointment, this confrontation takes place only during the very last minutes of the film and it is shown in a very bland way.
“ The script is ridiculously contrived while the acting is truly hopeless and I can`t help thinking Wes Craven knew what he was doing while making it , it`s a gigantic mickey take in order to offend self appointed moral guardians .
“ Worst movie i'v ever seen .
“ Why the hell do people think this is "disturbing" or "shocking", it isnt , its extremely boring , poorly made crap.
“Viscerally more intense than any other horror/suspense film, The Last House on the Left will continue to provoke controversy and obtain the hearts of true devotees to a dying genre for years to come.
“ Soon though each group recognises the other, and the parents go about their bloody revenge using a variety of dentistry and home improvement tools to full, gripping effect.
“It became so dull that I found myself paying more attention to the kicky little pieces of background music and the cool retro print decor in the Collingwood home.
“ It's about two girls who go into the forest, get picked up by some sicko criminal types, get raped and mutilated and killed in a drawn out fashion.
“ This "film" is a disgusting waste of film and time.
“A disturbing but strangely compelling film.
“ As you witness the rape and killing, there is a sense of realism, which makes it all the more unbearable to watch.
“ This movie is a waste of time.
“As for the scares, yawn.
“ gore, bore, roller coaster .
“ A strong candidate for "The Worst Movie of All Time".
“ Unfortunately, Last House on the Left is on par with such uninteresting drivel as The Howling: New Moon Rising, perhaps the worst movie ever made, regardless of genre.
“ One of the worst movie I have ever seen...
“apart from the younger lad who was shown as being 'dragged along' by his elders.
“ Less music, or darker music, would've made the scenes intense and more disturbing.
“ Then it turned into the slowest stupidest murder/ perverse movies.
“ Wes Craven's first film is without a doubt one of the most brutal, intense and shocking movies you'll ever see.
“ This movie was so boring.
“ It just wasn't all that scary, partly because the goons were so goofy and the pacing too slow.
“ Yes - the plot seems very contrived and "hokey" - for instance, what are the chances that the killers would wind up at one of their victim's homes?
“On the scale of disturbing and intense movies, with 1 being a Sesame Street movie and 10 being something that completely shocks me and gives me nightmares, Last House on the Left would get, maybe, a 4.
“The entire editing of the film seems shoddy and careless at first, but I soon realized that the director, Wes Craven, was trying to give the film a sort of claustrophobic and sinister feel with the snappy and often times strange cuts.
“ Very disturbing movie with no real plot......
“ There's no suspense, no plot, the movie doesn't go anywhere.
“Things to expect that may cause you to want to avoid LHOTL: 1) slow, drawn out, graphic rape, torture and mutilation of two young (as in jail bait) teen girls; 2) two disembowelments: one by hand; the other by chainsaw; 3)castration by mastication (the 1st in cinema); 4) the first horror film where someone is dispatched with a chainsaw.
“ To sum up, a shock/funny film worth watching, and it's criminal the film is still banned in the UK.
“this movie has nothing to do with horror or even drama, this is crime film with no story and with nothing...
“ Anyway, if you really feel the need to waste 90 minutes of your life, go watch a Pauly Shore or Carrot Top movie.
“ My main problem with this film, however, is the fact that there are a few moments of pointless slapstick comedy.
“ I love this movie and it is well worth the watch, see this.
“I actually found the film quite enjoyable, as in the "so bad, it's good" category.
“ Yes, I would agree that watching the convicts taunt and bully the girls was effectively shot, tense and gripping.
“ How quietly intense and homicidal Hess is as Krug..bulking and tough, his menacing features are even more fearsome because of his brooding nature.
“ This movie is linear, predictable, vulgar simple...
“ Possibly the most pointless "Nasty" ever made.
“ Disturbing stuff with a few unexpected laughs.
“ Surely there is absolutely nothing good about this movie, so I better don't waste more time on reviewing it.
“ This was and has been the only movie that I have walked out on.
“ The plot is fairly simple and could be intriguing had the stupid subplot with the sheriff been omitted.
“ Actor Hess creates a incredibly viscious and intense villiain.
“It really is a waste of time watching it.
“ To this day, if someone asks the worst movie I have ever seen, I always state Last House on the Left - I wish someone would burn all of its copies.
“ In short, it is one of the worst movies ever made and no "campy heritage" can save it or the 90 minutes of your life you'll waste watching it.
“ David Hess (The House on the Edge of the Park, Swamp Thing) forever doomed himself to despicable villain typecasting after playing the role of Krug Stillo, the sadistic rapist/killer who leads the violent gang of thugs.
“There are several strange jumps in time which make it pretty hard to follow.
“Two fun loving teens find themselves in a dilly of a pickle when a gang of crazed Perverts whisk them to a magical afternoon in the woods where were lucky enough to watch them be stripped, tortured, raped, mutilated (one over-enthused nut signs his name with knife-point on one heroine's chest) Then by contrived twist, the group find themselves guests of their victim's parents who enact a terrible, costly revenge....
“ Just do yourself a favor: don't waste your time on this film if you're looking for quality...
“Sound pretty intense?
“ It kept me on the edge of my seat thinking 'this going to get nasty'.
“ I stopped watching after 20 mins, of boredom.
“i will say that it is slow,and most of the violence in it is not very graphic.
“ It's all very coming of age, hippyish, and lovely.
“ The film only runs for about eighty minutes, but the film certainly gets its message across, and Craven also manages to keep it entertaining for the duration, which is to its benefit.
“ A total waste of time .
“ Mostly it's people running around in the woods while nothing happens except loud music plays.
“ On one hand, Wes Craven's 'Last House on the Left' is an intriguing character study.
“ Dated, tedious and mostly amateurish slasher flick with interesting touch or two.. .
“The movie fails on every level, and due to the sheer boredom it managed to induce, has the dubious distinction of being the first movie that I have ever had to watch on fast-forward.
“ She cackles and stumbles through a pointless character.
“ in my personal opinion, i think this is the worst movie ever made, for all the people who didn't watch the movie, i suggest you Don't, but if you do, i suggest you make sure that your BLACKLIST for the worst movies ever are ready.
“I don't like this movie because there is no point, no storyline, no fun, it isn't horror, or drama, acting is the only thing that's o.
“ It went nowhere.
“ Save your money...
“ It still is to this day, I wanted to turn it off several times, these poor teenage girls were tortured.
“ Light seventies folk pop dominates as the score which gives the film an eerie detachment as do the constant edits between the mundane activities of sheriff and parents to those of the victims in the woods nearby.
“ When their playthings wind up dead, they react with a queasy combination of sorrow, regret and confusion, like children who've just dropped an ice-cream on the road.
“Like The Hills have Eyes, it is fascinating to watch how a middle class family with strong values etc can quickly become executers when provoked, to see how any person can become a monster in the 'right' circumstances.
“Felt like I was watching a propaganda film created by some government agency.
“But 31 years on in 2003, and many cuts later all this film left me with was boredom.
“ but Craven was able to do something I never seen before - he made explicit and credible scenes of rape, torture and brutal violence boring, without any tension and without leaving any impression on viewer.
“ At this point it becomes pretty boring as opposed to scary.
“"WARNING THIS ARTICLE CONTAINS SPOILERS"I have just watched this video (which incidently is still banned in the United Kingdom though God alone knows why) and found it to be a waste of everyone's time and effort.
“ Last House On The Left is one of the most disturbing, bleak and harrowing films I've ever seen, largely thanks to the slow build-up.
“ This is not a horror, there aren't vampires, zombies, what we have here is a bunch of junkies, two dull girl, two stupid cops and too much ''clever and smart'' wife and husband, actually father and mother of one of the dull girls.
“ Still, The Last House on the Left is a fascinating movie for the still effective torture scenes, for what the early '70s were like culturally, and for what Wes Craven and producer Sean S.