“ This is also really what helps to make this movie such an enjoyable one to watch, even though it's really not being a great movie by any means.
“ Otherwise it's a very slow 40s horror spoof.
“ It's really goofy but enjoyable.
“ This has some goofy/corny moments, but I've always enjoyed it.
“Excellent spoof of all the old horror classics, and a very enjoyable endeavor.
“Anyone who manages to brave this film right through to its end may pray that a stake be driven through their heart to relieve them from the agony of boredom.
“ But there is enough oddball humor sprinkled throughout to make it worth watching, though apparently much of the comedy was improvised by the actors, which leaves little credit for De Luca, who seems to be a much better collaborator than solo writer-director.
“ Were I not with friends, and so cheap, I would have walked out.
“ Cuz any adult by the time they hit 18 has seen enough movies to have had at least a small share that were so bad they had to turn off.
“ There are a few genuine laughs here and Davis' first appearance in vampire gear is worth a rewind, but most of the movie is just exasperatingly unfunny and tiresome.
“ Still, it's oddly enjoyable.
“Overall an enjoyable movie.
“But I found this a painfully tedious waste of a talented cast.
“ One gets the feeling he started out having fun but at some point during the production grew bored.
“ Just about every scene involving the servants of the castle and their silly antics is a waste of time.
“ So spare me with the worst movie bs.