Zombeavers (2014) - Action, Adventure, Comedy

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A fun weekend turns into madness and horror for a bunch of groupies looking for fun in a beaver infested swamp.

IMDB: 4.8
Director: Jordan Rubin
Stars: Rachel Melvin, Cortney Palm
Length: 77 Minutes
PG Rating: R
Reviews: 12 out of 86 found boring (13.95%)

One-line Reviews (36)

This just makes it more satisfying for us viewers (spoiler alert) when they all die in predictable ways, (spoiler alert) except for at the end (spoiler alert)(spoiler alert).

"Zombeavers" simply isn't imbecilic, outrageous or entertaining enough.

Boring .

With a good set of actors, better puppets or CGI and a top notch director the premise of this film could have become truly terrifying, as it was I found it pretty boring and trite.

I had so much fun with this incredibly silly but amazingly entertaining flick that I'll happily rate it a whopping 8.5/10, rounded up to 9 for letting my favourite girl, Zoe, make it through to the very end.

Pretty entertaining comedy-horror spoof .

) Second, the dialog is unimaginably bland and predictable, mainly centered on the trio's sexual adventures.

Chessy,cliché but enjoyable than most of those low-budget horror films these days.

This film manages to get just about everything right in the enjoyable fun sense.

Cliché, cliché, cliché.

Actually no, because a silly movie like "Zombeavers" could have tried a little bit harder to deliver something that is even trashier, more entertaining and memorable.

This was a pretty bizarre film but for some odd reason, I actually really enjoyed it.

I was taken by surprise how entertaining and pleasing this schlock horror comedy film was.

Stupid, mildly enjoyable zombie-comedy...

Rather than creating pretentious scare, or any artsy cinematography, which it has none, the movie goes on its way to make comedy out of the entire prospect.

Cortney Palm lends the movie some gratuitous nudity and is probably the most enjoyable character in the movie.

It isn't all laughter there are moments that you will think, naaa this going to be bad after all but it is in fact the way they shot this movie that makes it worth watching.

Watch all three for an action packed, funny, scary and all round wondrous film day.

One is an annoying and crude and enjoys taking her clothes off, one is bland and the other seems prudish and thoughtful--just the sorts of folks you cannot imagine actually being friends.

-The story is cliché and presented with every cliché in the book as painfully stupid as possible.

Okay I watched this not expecting much but the fact is, there is no storyline.

However it had the potential to entertaining and at least better and more original than your average creature-horror (which, admittedly, is a very low hurdle).

Performances were good (except for Peter Gilroy, who was kind of hammy) and the movie was fun and intriguing.

If you ever have trouble falling asleep, this will help .

As for it's strengths - the cheezy hand puppet beaver effects were kind of enjoyable; there's a nice pair of tits as well as the stand- out scene in which a little dog is sacrificed to the zombeavers.

The music is far too ambitious with the usual awful orchestration that is so generic it makes the movie boring.

Surprisingly entertaining low budget blend of horror and comedy utilizing mostly practical effects such as puppetry which lends scenes some unintentional hilarity.

That will get very confusing, I am sure.

It's insane, it's over-the-top, hilariously gratuitous, vehemently stupid, gloriously horrendous, and infectiously entertaining.

Moments before the predictable horror clichés consist largely of characters sitting or standing around trading barbs or banter.

Since the story is so predictable, it was fun for me to rightfully guess what happened next.

And I am simply bored of the buggers.

Entertaining :) .

Surprisingly, this is more enjoyable than most cheap scare could be.

Despite all this, the movie is enjoyable.

So far so good, and I could even appreciate how incredibly ridiculous and phony the zombie-beavers looked, but what I found absolutely intolerable is the boring and unexciting middle section.