Dinosaur Island (1994) - Adventure, Comedy, Fantasy

Hohum Score

23

Watchable

An army captain is flying three misfit deserters home for a court martial when the plane has engine trouble and they must land on an uncharted island. There they find a primitive society of... See full summary »

IMDB: 3.7
Director: Fred Olen Ray
Stars: Ross Hagen, Richard Gabai
Length: 85 Minutes
PG Rating: R
Reviews: 4 out of 32 found boring (12.5%)

One-line Reviews (8)

) Anyway, there's a lot more pretentious junk than this to watch, so give it a try some evening when you've had a few drinks and you need something disposable.

dinosaur island is'nt bad,its entertaining if you overlook all the flaws.

I was indulged into the story almost instantly, with use of a brilliantly intense plot.

" With more gratuitous nudity than one of Calvin Klein's wet dreams; with dime-store plastic dinosaurs brought to life through ham-handed, conspicuous special effects that are almost capable of momentarily startling a slow-witted four-year-old child; and with acting more stiff, self-conscious, and unnatural than a break-dancing Mitt Romney, "Dinosaur Island" is 85 minutes of mediocrity sinking into banality under the weight of the director's apathy and the actors' indifference, most notable in the end for its almost complete lack of talent, wit, or imagination.

I think the makers knew that Dinosaur Island was going to be bad so they play up to it & maybe this light hearted approach saves it from being a complete bore although please don't take that as any sort of recommendation as I will repeat the fact that I think Dinosaur Island is a terrible film.

When someone asks me to come up with a quick answer to: ``What's the worst movie you've ever seen?

The film is entertaining all the way through, and way up there on the "B movie" chuckles scale.

Worst movie I have ever seen.