Dracula 3000 (2004) - Horror, Sci-Fi

Hohum Score

93

Hohummer

Count Dracula terrorizes the crew of a spaceship.

IMDB: 2.1
Director: Darrell Roodt
Stars: Casper Van Dien, Erika Eleniak
Length: 86 Minutes
PG Rating: R
Reviews: 56 out of 156 found boring (35.89%)

One-line Reviews (100)

Worst movie ever.

it was bad as in pathetic, slow, boring and I felt the embarrassment that this film exists in the same planet that I exist.

) So, in conclusion, I do not recommend this film, nor the hundreds like it, when you care not for a story, not for suspense, not even concerned about the level of acting, because nothing could save such a weak movie, in which mostly NOTHING HAPPENS OF INTEREST!

I would rather watch paint dry than go through watching this.

Absolute waste of a money and time .

It is a big waste of money.

Worst movie ever .

I thought "Jason X" was flawed but still cheesy fun and enjoyable, so when I heard about the concept, vampires in space I thought "well, there's no daylight in deep space...

Easily the worst movie I have ever seen in my life.

Worst movie ever made .

Capt. Varna- Probably the biggest name in this movie, and pretty much all you see of him is his face on a video monitor droning on in his captain's log as boring as a bad social studies teacher.

The savior has finally come, and in the form of a stunning masterpiece of science-fiction and horror.

Ladies and gentlemen in this corner we have the reining and defending worlds worst movie champion.

I will remember a lot good movies, but this I'll remember as the worst movie ever.

This is, by far, the single biggest waste of hours you could otherwise spend contemplating the importance of dish towels and their effect on your life.

Many parts were too predictable, the sets were unrealistic and "Dracula" looked more like a drag queen!

don't waste your money.

I was compelled review this, even with my busy schedule, to warn people of the complete waste of however many minutes this film is, their life could be spent doing something better, like sucking boils from a homeless man's butt hole, for charity.

The CGI is too much to the point it's horrible to my eyes, cliché dialogues and annoying shrieks made me want to jump over the cliff, the execution of the plot is so bad to the point it made me not to watch an another Van Helsing movie again, as it wasted my time to try to understand on what the hell happened in this movie.

The guy who plays Dracula is a puffy, cheeky bore, exuding no personality of power at all.

This movie is such a waste of good time, money and energy that I think this flick actually should be ashamed to even be out there on the movie market.

But this is entertaining badness, fast paced, ridiculous, with the occasional out of left field surprise to keep it going.

Don't waste your time.

Worst movie ever made hands down.

3- (Van Helsing vs Dracula in the most uninteresting showdown a futuristic space movie ripoff can muster.

Here's a spoiler - You will be bored out of your skull.

that had NO PLOT LINE WHATSOEVER.

All I know is that this movie is a waste of many peoples time and money, also yours if you rent or buy it to actually see it.

After all these years it is still the worst movie I ever saw!

My advice: don't waste your time .

This is definitely one of the worst movies of all time.

I can honestly say that Dracula 3000 is the WORST movie I have seen in ages.

Let's see, the characters were bland and unoriginal, the special effects and gore were severely lacking.

This is must likely the worst movie ever being made!

well, let's just say the grand finale is totally unexpected...

The worst movie I've ever seen.

If I did, I would have put a pencil through my heart out of pure frustration and anger at the ridiculous waste of time and energy this movie took.

Don't waste your time renting or viewing this movie, it is horrible.

Thats is a total waste of time!

This is the worst movie ever...

This has got to be the worst movie ever made.

best worst movie ever .

One of the worst movies I've ever seen...

The best actor of the bunch, Alexandra Kamp-Groenveld, gets killed off quickly and the ever-enjoyable Udo Kier is reduced to being an exposition vehicle for the viewer as the deceased captain we hear and see via a video journal.

A lot of cliché's, a thin story, annoying characters and an atrocious ending, I may add, make this movie a MUST-AVOID!

There are only three worthy actors and somewhat engaging characters in the movie.

The sets are dull (obviously filmed in a rented ship) and the costumes are idiotic (SKI MASKS as space helmets!!!!

The "plot" development was boring as hell, and I was personally insulted at how ignorant Coolio and Tiny Lister were!

Probably the worst movie I have ever seen .

A bunch of characters roam around a big empty space.

After viewing this I feel empty inside.

This guy is apparently making a career out of trying to come up with the absolute worst movie record of all time, and he's doing pretty good.

Total waste of time and money I should have rented cat in the hat at least I know what I'm getting into there.

No scares, no gore, no nudity, no story, no ending.

Don't waste your time.

Please don't waste your money on this sorry excuse for a motion picture.

When the end of the movie comes, it's so sudden and unexpected I'm not sure what to feel except relief that this awful thing is over.

Story made no sense at all, and yes, it was another waste of my time.

this is the worst movie I've seen in a long, LONG time...

If you are bored, and you need to kill some time, go nail your nuts to a plank before watching this.

This movie has no story, no plot, horrible writing, and even worse acting.

" Pleb 1: I'm bored of this movie, here we go, the ship explodes, they all die, the end, now let's go and make Frankenstein 3000.

Don't waste your money or your time on this one.

Possibly the worst movie I've ever seen (all the way through) .

This movie is so empty, that it cannot even suit that purpose.

A whole lot of nothing happens until suddenly, Coolio cuts his hand while opening a coffin on the ship.

Secure in this fact, we can safely say that this is the WORST MOVIE EVER CREATED, and one which will never be exceeded in low quality, lower budget, and lower-est acting talent.

If you are a fan of vampire movies stay way away from this travesty of a vampire movie, and for that matter a disgrace of a movie in general and a waste of film as well as 86 minutes of your life.

Worst movie I ever saw.

This is, as most of the other comments have displayed, one of the worst movies ever.

Dracula 3000 is probably the worst movie I've ever seen.

Worst movie EVER.. Bad ending, so stupid that it was irritating to watch.. DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME!!!!!!

This movie is a totally waste of time.

A complete bore, pointless and horrible, and I'm not exaggerating one bit.

So if you happen to see this movie don't be fooled by its cover, it was a complete waste of time and money and every last copy should be hunted down and burned so no one ever has to have the misfortune of watching this movie again.

It is boring, bad acting, bad script and plot, bad effects the whole movie is one big piece of crap!

Yawn.

The worst movie ever .

As an idea, this is actually rather intriguing.

This might quite possibly be the worst movie I have ever seen.

Bloody Awful and Boring .

It is very slow paced, boring, no gore, and least of all frightening.

Like I said, it you want a movie with which to do your own version of MST3K, and your mind is in approximately the same mode required for viewing the "Great Vegetable Rebellion" episode of LOST IN SPACE, then you may find this crapfest entertaining.

" This movie was a complete waste of time- poor acting, and a horrible script.

Regardless, this IS the worst movie I have ever seen, and I can qualify this further by stating that I have actually seen The Attack of the Killer Tomatoes -- the worst movie ever prior to my seeing Drak 3k.

Racial tension still festers throughout the galaxy in quite a familiar/predictable fashion.

This "film" would make Helen Keller get up and walk out of the theater.

This was by far the worst movie I have ever seen!

As cliché as you can get.

I've never fallen asleep watching any movie for the first time, but this one was so boring and awful that I can't say much else.

It's good that his character is almost non-existent, hopefully his career will survive All in all, don't waste your time with this one- aside from the decent deep space special effects, there is no redeeming qualities in this movie.

WORST movie ever!!.

Rated R: Graphic Language, Violence and intense drug use.

This movie was cheesy, boring, and not very well put together.

the single worst movie I have EVER seen!!!

This may be the worst movie of any genre I've ever seen.

OK, this is by far the worst movie ever.

in fact,it has dethroned "Evil Dead 2" as the worst movie ever made.

This is bottom of the barrel stuff for sure, but I'd rather watch trash like this instead of something utterly dull and mind-numbing.

At the end, it is so pointless.