Ice Spiders (2007) - Action, Adventure, Comedy

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A top secret Government project has produced giant spiders and they have escaped, killing and eating everything in sight.

IMDB: 3.1
Director: Tibor Takács
Stars: Patrick Muldoon, Vanessa Williams
Length: 90 Minutes
PG Rating: R
Reviews: 8 out of 41 found boring (19.51%)

One-line Reviews (18)

The fun times of them stalking the straggle skiers out on the slops or he searching out in the cobwebs covered woods where they come across the cocooned bodies and are then chased around by the creature for some really enjoyable times, as well as offering the set-up for the first of several big action scenes with the spiders in here.

And that's not all, those thinking that there will be clichéd characters, cheesy and aimless dialogue and a dull and predictable story, won't be disappointed.

As the movie begins, a team of young skiers checks in to the resort for two weeks of intense practice.

It was a frustrating video game with indulgent level design and tedious item collecting.

One of the worst movies I've ever seen .

In all seriousness this is a typical (probably quintessential) Sci-Fi Channel movie, bland and inoffensive with giant a creature (or in this case creatures), a scientist, a strike force, and a laboratory that's gone to hell.

I've watched about 30 minutes of this movie, and it's been enough to conclude that the script is a piece of junk, the acting is just as bad, the CGI looks like an tenth grader programmed it in his afternoon study hall, and that the movie is a total waste of time and brain power.

But the story is trite and predictable, the script is obvious, the acting is no more than adequate, and the CGI spiders fail to convince.

OK, So while working on a really long, boring History Project, I decided either listen to music that I've heard over and over again, sit in silence, or, watch the next SciFi movie coming on.

It was more than predictable.

Starting with the early attacks on the skiers out on the lift and going through the rather fun swarming done on the guests leading to the race to get inside and barricade as well as the skiers attempt to get to safety inside the bus this one has plenty of highly enjoyable action in this sequence before the real fun of the creatures breaking through the resort for a fine scene overall.

What a waste of time.

Cannell was the sole "enjoyable" spot of the movie, everything else stank like yesterday's garbage.

The film was boring, riddled with plot holes, inane dialogue, crap effects and just soooo many goofs I lost count half way through.

His hippie-like character is charming enough and the actor manages to make the role at least entertaining.

Worst Movie I've Ever Wasted My Time On .

So, if you need something to help waste your already wasted time, or, if you are say, sick with the flu, go ahead, have a laugh; as, if you watch this movie, I guarantee you'll laugh at a few scenes, though mostly out of mere stupidity.

One of the worst movies I've ever seen .